Tuesday, May 12, 2009

English SMS

ave a space for me in your heart and not in your mind. The mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers, Like now I remember you and thats from my heart.
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Whenever I miss you stars fall down from the sky…
So if any day if you find the sky empty don’t blame me. Its all your fault. You made me miss you so much.
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Value of relation is not that how much one feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness that one feel without someone.
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Night has end 4 another day, morning has come in a special way
may you smile like a sunny rays and leave your worries at the blue bay on this Eid Day…Happy Eid Mubarak
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May Allah this occassion flood your life with happiness, your heart with Love, your soul with spritual, your mind with wisdom. Wishing you a very Happy Eid Mubarak.
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Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 48 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of good health, 525600 minutes of good luck and 3153600 seconds of joy… Wishing you a very happy birthday.
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I saw something in shop window, It was stunning hot, cute, innocent, simply adorable. I was supposed to buy it then I realized it was my reflection.
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At the door of heaven angels were giving sheets to everyone to write full detail about their sins and before I could write a word I heard your voice ” EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.
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Sardar: Excuse me, what time is it ??
Man: 3 Pm
Sardar: That’s so weird, I have been asking this all day and each time I get a different answer.

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When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there. Hope we can be like that. We dont always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
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Roses exclusively from a nice person… ‘YOU’
From a simple person… ‘ME’
Keep roses until they dry…Keep my relation until I die…

Happy Valentine’s Day !
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Even though
We don’t get to be with each other
As much as we’d like…
I wanted to let you know
In the morning… in the night…
U are on my mind… 24 x 7
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Happy Valentine Day!
A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,
Look Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence.
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
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U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day
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When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend :D
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1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Gear
1 Ear listening songs
1 Ear on Mobile
1 Foot on Accelerator
1 Foot on Cluch
& Eyes on Girls

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Tip for a successful life:

Don’t take any decision when you are angry,
Don’t make any promise when you are happy.

Cute definition of Love by a 5 years old girl

“Love is when mom makes tea for dad and takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure its fine.”
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Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?
Boy: OK
Girl: Drinking too?
Boy: OK
Girl: Stop going to the night club?
Boy: OK
Girl: What else you can leave?
Boy: Idea of Marry You :)
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I am a paper - you can write your feelings
Scribble your anger.
Use me to absorb your tears
but don’t throw me after use, Cuz I will burn myself to warm you :)
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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When I measured by miles you are far from me
when I measured by thoughts you are closer to me
When I measured by closed eyes, you are with me
When measured by heart, you are in me
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Open your eyes, so the Sun can rise… Flowers can blossom… Birds can sing…
Because all are waiting to see your beautiful smile. GOOD MORNING
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Search for truth you will find beauty
Search for beauty you will find Love
Search for love you will find friendship
Search for friendship you will fine ME :)
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Hey listen… two people were asking me about U. I gave them your address and cell number. They will be visiting U soon. Their names are JOY & HAPPINESS.
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A coin is easy to earn & good friend is hard to find. A coin depreciates but friendship appreciates. I lost the coin when I msg you but its ok bcoz I get friend like U.
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One who smokes has a smoky heart
One who drinks has an alcoholic heart
So dear you must stop eating sweets as you are already a sweetheart.
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There was a blind girl, she hated every one except her boyfriend…
She said,”I’ll marry you when I could see. Eventually someone donated eyes,
When she could see, She was shocked to see that her boyfriend was also blind…
The boy asked,” Will you marry me now?”
She refused… The boy went away saying,
“Just take care of my eyes.”
THIS IS TRUE LOVE
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In world 6 things are God’s gift;
Brother’s care, Sister’s fight, Father’s advice, Mother’s love, Baby’s smile and MY Friendship.
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Hearts could love only for a while
feet could walk only for a while
clothes wouldn’t forever be in style but
having you as my friend is forever worthwhile.
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There are 100 angels in this world
40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?
1 is reading this SMS
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God knows the value of Heart, so he make Love
God knows the value of Night, so he made Dreams
God knows the value of Friend, so he made You and gifted to M
If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
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The smallest word is I,
The sweetest word is LOVE
And the dearest person in the world is U.
Thats why I Love You.
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If you are feeling dizzy, a lot sick, a bit quiet, a little bid sad, I know whats wrong… You are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME
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If 10 people care for you, 1 of them is me. If 1 person cares for you, that would be me again. If no one cares for you that means I am not in this world, anymore!!
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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find a person with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality and stylish look, so don’t …….. LOSE ME :)
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Girl: do you have any sensational love card?
Shopkeeper: yes miss, how about this card, it says” to the only boy I ever loved”
Girl: Great, give me 10 cards.
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To live this Life , i need heartbeat,,,To have a heartbeat, i need a Heart,,,To have a Heart, i need Happiness,,,To have a Happiness, i need you..!!
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When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there. Hope we can be like that. We dont always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.
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My sweetest memory - UR msg!
My biggest sadness - The distance!
My biggest hope - i will see you soon!
My strongest prayer - our relation continues 4ever.
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Why do we close our eyes - When we pray, when we cry, when we dream.
When we kiss and when we miss someone we love.
Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt by heart
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When an angel came to me, he asked: what is your wish for tonight?
I said, please take care of the person who is reading this message… Good Night
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Never break four things in life, TRUST, PROMISE, RELATIONS & HEART.
Cause when they break they don’t make noise but pains a lot.
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Let love be the guide to your dreams
let love be the light to your heart
let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat
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If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people of the world, but if your tongue is sweet all the people will like YOU.
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Sometimes small things in life hurt alot….
If you don’t agree with me,
Then,
Try to sit on a PIN… :)
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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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So many options;
Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping from a building, Lying on railway tracks But
We all choose MARRIAGE!! Slow and Surely
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
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A sardar was invited in a party, Invitation card had a Note, “RED TIE ONLY“.
Sardar went to party & was surprised to see that other people had put pant and shirt too.
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Once there was a mirror that used to kill liars.
FRENCH: I think I don’t smoke… (Killed)
AMERICAN: I think I love Iraq… (Killed)
SARDAR: I think…. (Killed)
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Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Mornings are reminders that God loves you, You are not just given another day to enjoy, but a chance to right the wrong of yesterday… Have a Nice Day.
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Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, please recharge your friendship immediately by sending 4-5 cools msgs. HURRY!!!
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Silent lips may avoid many problems, But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful journey called “LIFE”
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Someone asked me to describe you in 2 words, he expected me to answer “The Best” but I didn’t answer. I just smiled and said, “No Comparison”.
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I may be innocent to know what love is
I may not show it to you
I may not love you the way it should be but I am always willing to love you the way I understand it… I LOVE YOU
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Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad.
Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessings that come each day.
Good morning!
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Golden words of Hitler: When you are in light everyone will follow you but when you enter in darkness, even your own shadow will leave you. Thats life.
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Nobody like you, nobody miss you, nobody want to see you, nobody want to hear your voice, nobody says that you are beautiful… Don’t mind my name is Nobody.
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A man and doctor love the same girl.
Man gives her an apple everyday.
Girl asks the reason of giving apple daily?
MAN: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For sheĆ¢€™s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
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A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Cause liars go to hell.
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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind…… Can I sell you?
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I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle-Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet words to you. Pay The Bill…
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When your life is in darkness, Pray to God, ask him to free you from darkness and after if you pray and still you are in darkness… Please PAY YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Start the work in the name of God, do the work with the help of God
finish the work with thanks to God, because he decides, gives and makes everything possible.
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