ave a space for me in your heart and not in your mind. The mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers, Like now I remember you and thats from my heart.
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Whenever I miss you stars fall down from the sky…
So if any day if you find the sky empty don’t blame me. Its all your fault. You made me miss you so much.
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Value of relation is not that how much one feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness that one feel without someone.
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Night has end 4 another day, morning has come in a special way
may you smile like a sunny rays and leave your worries at the blue bay on this Eid Day…Happy Eid Mubarak
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May Allah this occassion flood your life with happiness, your heart with Love, your soul with spritual, your mind with wisdom. Wishing you a very Happy Eid Mubarak.
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Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 48 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of good health, 525600 minutes of good luck and 3153600 seconds of joy… Wishing you a very happy birthday.
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I saw something in shop window, It was stunning hot, cute, innocent, simply adorable. I was supposed to buy it then I realized it was my reflection.
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At the door of heaven angels were giving sheets to everyone to write full detail about their sins and before I could write a word I heard your voice ” EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.
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Sardar: Excuse me, what time is it ??
Man: 3 Pm
Sardar: That’s so weird, I have been asking this all day and each time I get a different answer.
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When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there. Hope we can be like that. We dont always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
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;-< @
—;-<@
—;-<@
Roses exclusively from a nice person… ‘YOU’
From a simple person… ‘ME’
Keep roses until they dry…Keep my relation until I die…
Happy Valentine’s Day !
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Even though
We don’t get to be with each other
As much as we’d like…
I wanted to let you know
In the morning… in the night…
U are on my mind… 24 x 7
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Happy Valentine Day!
A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,
Look Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence.
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
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U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day
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When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend :D
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1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Gear
1 Ear listening songs
1 Ear on Mobile
1 Foot on Accelerator
1 Foot on Cluch
& Eyes on Girls
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Tip for a successful life:
Don’t take any decision when you are angry,
Don’t make any promise when you are happy.
Cute definition of Love by a 5 years old girl
“Love is when mom makes tea for dad and takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure its fine.”
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Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?
Boy: OK
Girl: Drinking too?
Boy: OK
Girl: Stop going to the night club?
Boy: OK
Girl: What else you can leave?
Boy: Idea of Marry You :)
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I am a paper - you can write your feelings
Scribble your anger.
Use me to absorb your tears
but don’t throw me after use, Cuz I will burn myself to warm you :)
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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When I measured by miles you are far from me
when I measured by thoughts you are closer to me
When I measured by closed eyes, you are with me
When measured by heart, you are in me
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Open your eyes, so the Sun can rise… Flowers can blossom… Birds can sing…
Because all are waiting to see your beautiful smile. GOOD MORNING
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Search for truth you will find beauty
Search for beauty you will find Love
Search for love you will find friendship
Search for friendship you will fine ME :)
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Hey listen… two people were asking me about U. I gave them your address and cell number. They will be visiting U soon. Their names are JOY & HAPPINESS.
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A coin is easy to earn & good friend is hard to find. A coin depreciates but friendship appreciates. I lost the coin when I msg you but its ok bcoz I get friend like U.
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One who smokes has a smoky heart
One who drinks has an alcoholic heart
So dear you must stop eating sweets as you are already a sweetheart.
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There was a blind girl, she hated every one except her boyfriend…
She said,”I’ll marry you when I could see. Eventually someone donated eyes,
When she could see, She was shocked to see that her boyfriend was also blind…
The boy asked,” Will you marry me now?”
She refused… The boy went away saying,
“Just take care of my eyes.”
THIS IS TRUE LOVE
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In world 6 things are God’s gift;
Brother’s care, Sister’s fight, Father’s advice, Mother’s love, Baby’s smile and MY Friendship.
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Hearts could love only for a while
feet could walk only for a while
clothes wouldn’t forever be in style but
having you as my friend is forever worthwhile.
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There are 100 angels in this world
40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?
1 is reading this SMS
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God knows the value of Heart, so he make Love
God knows the value of Night, so he made Dreams
God knows the value of Friend, so he made You and gifted to M
If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
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The smallest word is I,
The sweetest word is LOVE
And the dearest person in the world is U.
Thats why I Love You.
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If you are feeling dizzy, a lot sick, a bit quiet, a little bid sad, I know whats wrong… You are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME
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If 10 people care for you, 1 of them is me. If 1 person cares for you, that would be me again. If no one cares for you that means I am not in this world, anymore!!
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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find a person with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality and stylish look, so don’t …….. LOSE ME :)
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Girl: do you have any sensational love card?
Shopkeeper: yes miss, how about this card, it says” to the only boy I ever loved”
Girl: Great, give me 10 cards.
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To live this Life , i need heartbeat,,,To have a heartbeat, i need a Heart,,,To have a Heart, i need Happiness,,,To have a Happiness, i need you..!!
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When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there. Hope we can be like that. We dont always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.
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My sweetest memory - UR msg!
My biggest sadness - The distance!
My biggest hope - i will see you soon!
My strongest prayer - our relation continues 4ever.
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Why do we close our eyes - When we pray, when we cry, when we dream.
When we kiss and when we miss someone we love.
Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt by heart
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When an angel came to me, he asked: what is your wish for tonight?
I said, please take care of the person who is reading this message… Good Night
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Never break four things in life, TRUST, PROMISE, RELATIONS & HEART.
Cause when they break they don’t make noise but pains a lot.
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Let love be the guide to your dreams
let love be the light to your heart
let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat
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If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people of the world, but if your tongue is sweet all the people will like YOU.
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Sometimes small things in life hurt alot….
If you don’t agree with me,
Then,
Try to sit on a PIN… :)
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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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So many options;
Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping from a building, Lying on railway tracks But
We all choose MARRIAGE!! Slow and Surely
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
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A sardar was invited in a party, Invitation card had a Note, “RED TIE ONLY“.
Sardar went to party & was surprised to see that other people had put pant and shirt too.
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Once there was a mirror that used to kill liars.
FRENCH: I think I don’t smoke… (Killed)
AMERICAN: I think I love Iraq… (Killed)
SARDAR: I think…. (Killed)
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Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Mornings are reminders that God loves you, You are not just given another day to enjoy, but a chance to right the wrong of yesterday… Have a Nice Day.
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Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, please recharge your friendship immediately by sending 4-5 cools msgs. HURRY!!!
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Silent lips may avoid many problems, But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful journey called “LIFE”
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Someone asked me to describe you in 2 words, he expected me to answer “The Best” but I didn’t answer. I just smiled and said, “No Comparison”.
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I may be innocent to know what love is
I may not show it to you
I may not love you the way it should be but I am always willing to love you the way I understand it… I LOVE YOU
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Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad.
Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessings that come each day.
Good morning!
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Golden words of Hitler: When you are in light everyone will follow you but when you enter in darkness, even your own shadow will leave you. Thats life.
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Nobody like you, nobody miss you, nobody want to see you, nobody want to hear your voice, nobody says that you are beautiful… Don’t mind my name is Nobody.
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A man and doctor love the same girl.
Man gives her an apple everyday.
Girl asks the reason of giving apple daily?
MAN: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
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A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Cause liars go to hell.
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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind…… Can I sell you?
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I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle-Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet words to you. Pay The Bill…
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When your life is in darkness, Pray to God, ask him to free you from darkness and after if you pray and still you are in darkness… Please PAY YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Start the work in the name of God, do the work with the help of God
finish the work with thanks to God, because he decides, gives and makes everything possible.
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Funy sms
Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,
Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,
Tou..
Tou..
Tou..
,,
(“.)
< ) )>
JL
Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??
NIPTO KHUD . . . ! ; )
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O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
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Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
a) Pray, so that u may live…
b) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
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Memon k ghar twins peda hoye
Kisi dost ne kaha: Mubarak ho 2 bachay peda hoye hain
Memon: Aray yar bas ek kaafi tha, bas tumhari bhabhi ko fuzool kharchay ki aadat hai!!!
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Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .
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It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
So you see, Money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering…
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
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Machar marnay ka tareqa!
Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.
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Pathan Date per gaya aur Khaana khaanay k baad Girlfriend se bola: Main aik baat poochoon bura to nahi maanogi?
Girl: Poocho na……
Pathan: Tumhaaray pas Naswaar hay?
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Boy1: Yar ladki ko I love you kehne k liye sabse achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy2: Mazaar
Boy1: wo kyon?
Boy2: kyon k wahan ladkion ne chappal nahi pehni hoti..!!!
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Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Great, how come?
Dermatologist: There is no more space left.
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Child: Mom is bar ham saray patakhay is shop se lengay
Mom: Laken ye to girls hostel hai?
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phuljhariyan yehi rehti hain…!!!
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You are genius, ur mind is a masterpiece. It is divided into left & right. In the left part nothing is right & in the right part nothing is left.
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Duniya gol hai!
Chooha billi se darta hai, Billi kuttay se darti hai, kutta banday se darta hai, banda biwi se darta hai aur biwi choogay se darti hai… hai na duniya gol :)
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Ants were taking bath, Elephant jumped in the pool, All ants got out of water. One ant climbed on the back of elephant. All ants shouted “Duba Duba k maar salay ko”.
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Allah ne tumhe paida kiya k tum uski ibadat karo, rozay rakho, namaz perho, Quran perho, uska zikr karo deeni kitabein perho per tum…. tum…. tum SMS perh rahay ho, SHARAM karo.
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Mohabbat 1 baar hojaye usko bhola pan kehte hain. 2 baar hojaye usay deewana pan kehte hain, 3 baar hojaye usay pagal pan kehte hain… Agar phir bhi na rukay to usay kameena pan kehte hain.
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Everybody wants someone special, nice, cute, smart, sweet, honest…. tabhi to main sochon saray mere peechay kyon paray hain.
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Khabardaar! Miss call sehet k liye muzir hai, tabiyat ziada kharab ho to call karain, Tamam SMS Maan ki puhunch se door rakhain, Vizarate - TUM, Hukumate - HUM
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Teacher 2 student: Translate this into english “Saddar bazar main goliyan chal rahi hain”
Student: The tablets are walking in president’s maket.
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Kash tum meri bakri hoti, main tumko chara diata pani pilata aur tumharay seengh pakar pakar k tumhain kehta… bata ham dono main se pagal kon aur tum kehti… MAINNNNNN
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So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A more true Friend you will never find:-)
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Application
To
The Dost I Miss u
Subject
Kahan ho?
I beg 2 say that i’m student of ur Heart,
im very lonely
Mera jee nahi lag raha
So kindly grant me A msg!!!
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Meri dua hai k ap taraqi karo, ooper jao, itna ooper jao… itna ooper jao k FARISHTAY khud kahain “Nawa aya hai soniya”.
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Question: Kalam behter hai ya talwar?
Answer: Kalam behter hai kyon k talwar se ap shalwar main nara nahi daal saktay.
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Ek aadmi bhagta hoa bus main charha aur zor se chillaya, khabardaar koi apni jagah se nahi hilega…
… Basheer KULFI wala khud apke pass ayega :)
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raj hema ka dance dekhne gaya, Dance k baad Nargis sharma k boli - Jee wo paisay?
raj: Chal pagli, ab tere se bhi paisay lunga kia?
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Ufone paish karta hai “12 aanay package” apne un “JAZZ” sarfeen k liye jinho ne 1st September 2008 se apni TELENOR ki sim istimaal nahi ki, WARID ka 100 wala card load karo aur SAB KEH DO.
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Ek molve film actor se masjid k liye chanda mangnay gaya.
Actor: Ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa napak hai?
Molvi: Jee is paisay se ham toilet banain ge.
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History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?
Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.
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Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?
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Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Baji ye Railway Station hai”
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Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host,
Andheron Ke Ghost, Double Anday Ke Toast,
Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post, Murghi Ke Roast,
“I MISS U THE MOST”
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
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When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend :D
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Main ney uss sey pocha - Tumhey kiya Chahiye Faraz…
Sharma Kar Boli: Bas Eik Naya Cannection - Talk Shawk ka…
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1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Gear
1 Ear listening songs
1 Ear on Mobile
1 Foot on Accelerator
1 Foot on Cluch
& Eyes on Girls
Mujhe 2 cheezain buhut yad ati hain
Ek apki yaad… Jo buhut ati hai
Doosri LIGHT… Jo buhut jaati hai
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Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once :)
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Pathan ko ek jadoo ka charagh mila, usne usko ragra to jin nikla, jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao.
Pathan: 1 khoobsurat alishan ghar ho… ghar agaya
Pathan: us main buhut ameer log rehte hon… log agaye
Pathan: ab humko wahan chokidar lagwa do
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Khan to his friend: ye jo table pe admi hay mujhe buhut bura lagta hai.
Friend: table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jis ki moonchein hain
Friend: moonchein to sabki hain
Khan: wo jis k safaid kapray hain
Friend: wo to sabke safaid hain
Khan ne pistol nikala aur 3 admiyon ko maar kar bola… Ye jo reh gaya hai isko ham nahi choray ga.
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Chinese aur memon train main safar kar rahay thay… Achanak 1 machar aa k chinese k sir pe betha, chinese ne pakra aur kha gaya.
Thodi dair baad ek aur machar aya aur memon k sar pe betha, memon ne usay pakra aur chinese ki taraf berhatay hoye kaha…. Khareeday ga?
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Malika sherawat at aiport:
Bhikari: Behen ji 1 rupya de do!!!
Malika gave him 1,000/- Ruppes… Secretory asked, why u gave him thousand rupees?
Malika: Pehli baar kisi ne behen kaha hai.
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Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k her sms bhejne se pehle service center walay call kar k poochay… aaj SMS kar rahay ho, khariyat to hai???
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A famous Chinese saying: Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month… So feel free to call me anytime :-)
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Ek bar 300 pathan ship me travel kar rahay thay, Laken sab k sab maray gaye.. Kaisay?
Nothing serious… Ship beech main kharab hogayi to sab dhakka denay neechay utar gaye
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Isko kehte hain…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Saaf suthra SMS :-)
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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SMS Rates:
1995 Rs. 5
2000 Rs. 4
2002 Rs. 3
2005 Rs. 2
2006 Rs. 1
2007 Rs 0.5
2008 FREE
Ap sms kab karo gay? Jab sms karne k paisay milengay.
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Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
Zahir hai
AAP
to ho nhi skte
to
KOI AUR HI HOGA
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WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
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Meherbaan, kadardaan, dekh tamasha meri jaan, ye bander abhi sms parhega aur muskuraye ga aur sms forward kar k apni hoshiyari dikhaye ga… Taliyan!!!
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Congratulations! you are rewarded the degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA Stands for “MEMBER OF BEWAFA ASSOCIATION”.
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Ek din bandar bola: Maan meri dulhan kon hai, please meri shadi karwa do
Maan: Dekh teri dulhan sms perh rahi hai, agar perh k muskurayi to samjho shadi pakki.
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WOW kia andaz hai, kia action hai, kia style hai or kia smile hai… msg to karte nahi ho aur fakhar se kehte ho mere pass mobile hai.
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Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje wo…?
wo thodi dair baad bhi bhej sakta hai koi tension nahi.
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Dad: Beta batao jan kahan se nikalti hai?
Son: Khirki se
Dad: Wo kaisay?
Son: Kal jab ap raat ko ghar aye to mom uncle ko keh rahi theen k Jaan khirki se nikal jao.
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Teacher: Boys, apko Amir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANAA se kia lession mila?
Boys: Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi… Jo bhi milay phasa lo.
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Subha se le kar sham tak, sham se le kar raat tak, raat se le kar subha tak, subha se phir shaam tak…. Bas kia bataon light ne tang kiya hoa hai.
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Ek sardar pani pee raha thaa… … … … Ab kia sardar pani bhi nahi pee sakta? Is main bhi joke chahiyeh tum logon ko?
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Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paper
After 2 seconds,
Girls: Finished Madam
After 10 minutes,
Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!
Meri dukh bhari kahani suno
?u?W;-(?r!?+9?!tg:”?gm?:-(-dl?
Dekha AAP bhi mere jazbaat nahi samajh paye :-(
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Testing your blood, please wait…
33% complete… 66% complete… 100% Done
Report: HIV+
Means: Honey In Veins (Thats why you are so sweet)
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Man to sheikh: Yar kal mein tenu kini wari call kiti, per too phone hi nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kyon chukan? jera main 20 rupay da gana lawaya hai O tera piyo sunay ga?
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1 murgha murghi k peechay bhag raha tha k achanak murghi train k neechay aagayi aur mar gayi.
Murgha bola: Marhooma buhut naik thee, Jaan de di laken pappi nahi dii
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Pathan: Molvi sahab, kia wazu k baghair namab ho jati hai?
Molvi: nahi hoti
Pathan: hojati hai yara
Molvi: aray bhai nahi hoti
Pathan: Mene khud perh k dekhi hai, hojati hai.
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Heigh of Rishtedari:
Ek lerka gadhay k saamne gir gaya, ek khoobsurat lerki ne dekh liya or boli, Apne baray bhai k paon choo rahay ho?
Lerka: Jee haan bhabhi jee.
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When I send you sms it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same….
… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques are also accepted.
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3+3=8
kaisay hoa?… batao batao
thoda sa brain use karo…
nahi maalooom?
now stop using your mind… main bataon?
GHALTI SE
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Propose karne ka ek dum jhakaas style…
Kia ghoor ghoor k dekhti hai… Maar dalay gi kia..?
Dil dena hai to de de, Rakh k achaar dalay gi kia…??
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Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.
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A Camel, cow & a Donkey discusing who is the best
Camel: i help in moving heavy loads
Cow: i give milk…
… Kuch to bol yar teri izzat ka sawal ha…
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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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New style of proposing:
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Barsat ki us raat, woh larki, us ki geeli zulfain, us ke bheegay huay kapray dekh ke dil ne kaha
Ye ullu ki pathi zaroor beemar ho gi :D
Jab Bhi Koi Khubsurat Larki Aap Ko “BHAI” Bole,
To Udas Mat Hona, “BHAI” Ki Full Form Hai..
B: Beautiful
H: Husband
A:Among
I: Ideals
Matlab Sab Se Behtaren Husband… :-)
Acha Bhala Friend Tha
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”’
.(’.’).
‘< )|(>‘
_/’\_
Mene!!!!!!!
< ‘)|(’> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki
SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!
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Movies related to
university life.
1.Exam-
Evil dead
2.Classes-
kabhi kabhi
3.Viva
encounter
4.Examination hall-
chamber of secret
5.Examiner
Don
6.Course-
Godzilla
7.Paper checking-
Andha Qaanon
8.Exam time-
Qiamat se Qiamat tak
9.Question paper-
Aik paheli
10.Answer paper-
Kora kagaz
11.Paper out-
Plan
12.Result-
Sadma
13.Pass-
Chamatkar
14.Fail-
Devdas
15.Vacation-
Masti
16.Supplementary-
Akhri raSta.
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Different between husband and gadha?
Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye :)
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
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Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
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Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti
Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti
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“Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?
ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”
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Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?
Boy: OK
Girl: Drinking too?
Boy: OK
Girl: Stop going to the night club?
Boy: OK
Girl: What else you can leave?
Boy: Idea of Marry You :)
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Ek baat kahon bura to nahi manao gay?
Mujy Ap Se P.. Pi..Piy..Piya..Piyaa..Piyaaz,,Aalu mangwane thay..!
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Larki: Ammi Baher Fauji Aa Rahe Hain..
Maan: Beti Andar Aaja Faujion Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai..
Larki: Ammi Fauji Pathan Hain..
Maan: Beti Phir Bhai Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa
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Load sheding k benefits:
Generator, UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi
Mobile Charge na honay ki wajah se balance aur time saving
Sabar karne ki wajah se Jannat…!!!
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Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk.
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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep.
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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
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Sitaron se agay jahan aur bhi hain, abhi mohabbat k imtihan aur bhi hain
tum hi nahi jalatay ho dil ko mere, college me lerkiyan aur bhi hain
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Wo choom lai ek baar to ati nahi neend, unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet
isliye kehta hon ye risk na uthao… MORTEIN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO!!!
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Rab se dua karte hain k mere dost ko khushyon ka sansaar milay,
aur jo hamain sms nahi karta usay apni girl friend se sister jaisa pyar milay
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Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)
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Banane wale ne ek Dost mere liye banaya, Jise Aap ke rup me maine paya,
Jo mere dil me aise samaya, Jaise purani haveli me ho BHOOT ka saaya!
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Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho, Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain
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Jabse tumhe jana hai, Jabse tumhe paya hai
Her dua main tera hi naam aya hai, Ya rab ye kaisa namoona banaya hai
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I want a kiss from you
surprized??
but why??
aray baba
Kiss means
K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo
so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.
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Dil me aap…. Dharkan main aap… Aankhon main aap
Saanso main aap… Jahan bhi dekho aap hi aap
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain
JARASEEM har jagha hotay hain
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I want to say a word to U
that starts with U
and ends on U
and that defines U
…. its ULLU …
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A - u r active
B - u r best
C - u r cute
D - u r dashing
E - u r excellent
F - u r always first
G - u r great
…. sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ki himmat mujh main nahi hai.
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Life without you is impossible. You are i my breath and blood and I can’t stay 4 a second without you. If you are not there I am dead…. ooo hello, I am talking about OXYGEN.
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Ap mujhe ek jagha se buhut achay lagtay hain, pata hai kahan se?
.
.
.
Door se :)
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Kal ho “aaj” jaisa, phool ho “gulab” jaisa
mahal ho “taj” jaisa aur zindagi k har kadam pe dost ho to… oo hello, dost ho to “mujh” jaisa :)
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Height of flirting: writing a love letter with the title as “To whom it may concern”
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Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out too, then people started shouting “TWINS TWINS”
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If ever in your life you are very sad and lonely and feel that you have lost everything, I will come, hold your hand take you 4 walk on a bridge and show you where 2 just from.
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Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,
Tou..
Tou..
Tou..
,,
(“.)
< ) )>
JL
Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??
NIPTO KHUD . . . ! ; )
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O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
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Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
a) Pray, so that u may live…
b) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
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Memon k ghar twins peda hoye
Kisi dost ne kaha: Mubarak ho 2 bachay peda hoye hain
Memon: Aray yar bas ek kaafi tha, bas tumhari bhabhi ko fuzool kharchay ki aadat hai!!!
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Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .
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It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
So you see, Money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering…
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
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Machar marnay ka tareqa!
Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.
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Pathan Date per gaya aur Khaana khaanay k baad Girlfriend se bola: Main aik baat poochoon bura to nahi maanogi?
Girl: Poocho na……
Pathan: Tumhaaray pas Naswaar hay?
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Boy1: Yar ladki ko I love you kehne k liye sabse achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy2: Mazaar
Boy1: wo kyon?
Boy2: kyon k wahan ladkion ne chappal nahi pehni hoti..!!!
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Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Great, how come?
Dermatologist: There is no more space left.
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Child: Mom is bar ham saray patakhay is shop se lengay
Mom: Laken ye to girls hostel hai?
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phuljhariyan yehi rehti hain…!!!
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You are genius, ur mind is a masterpiece. It is divided into left & right. In the left part nothing is right & in the right part nothing is left.
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Duniya gol hai!
Chooha billi se darta hai, Billi kuttay se darti hai, kutta banday se darta hai, banda biwi se darta hai aur biwi choogay se darti hai… hai na duniya gol :)
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Ants were taking bath, Elephant jumped in the pool, All ants got out of water. One ant climbed on the back of elephant. All ants shouted “Duba Duba k maar salay ko”.
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Allah ne tumhe paida kiya k tum uski ibadat karo, rozay rakho, namaz perho, Quran perho, uska zikr karo deeni kitabein perho per tum…. tum…. tum SMS perh rahay ho, SHARAM karo.
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Mohabbat 1 baar hojaye usko bhola pan kehte hain. 2 baar hojaye usay deewana pan kehte hain, 3 baar hojaye usay pagal pan kehte hain… Agar phir bhi na rukay to usay kameena pan kehte hain.
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Everybody wants someone special, nice, cute, smart, sweet, honest…. tabhi to main sochon saray mere peechay kyon paray hain.
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Khabardaar! Miss call sehet k liye muzir hai, tabiyat ziada kharab ho to call karain, Tamam SMS Maan ki puhunch se door rakhain, Vizarate - TUM, Hukumate - HUM
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Teacher 2 student: Translate this into english “Saddar bazar main goliyan chal rahi hain”
Student: The tablets are walking in president’s maket.
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Kash tum meri bakri hoti, main tumko chara diata pani pilata aur tumharay seengh pakar pakar k tumhain kehta… bata ham dono main se pagal kon aur tum kehti… MAINNNNNN
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So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A more true Friend you will never find:-)
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Application
To
The Dost I Miss u
Subject
Kahan ho?
I beg 2 say that i’m student of ur Heart,
im very lonely
Mera jee nahi lag raha
So kindly grant me A msg!!!
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Meri dua hai k ap taraqi karo, ooper jao, itna ooper jao… itna ooper jao k FARISHTAY khud kahain “Nawa aya hai soniya”.
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Question: Kalam behter hai ya talwar?
Answer: Kalam behter hai kyon k talwar se ap shalwar main nara nahi daal saktay.
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Ek aadmi bhagta hoa bus main charha aur zor se chillaya, khabardaar koi apni jagah se nahi hilega…
… Basheer KULFI wala khud apke pass ayega :)
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raj hema ka dance dekhne gaya, Dance k baad Nargis sharma k boli - Jee wo paisay?
raj: Chal pagli, ab tere se bhi paisay lunga kia?
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Ufone paish karta hai “12 aanay package” apne un “JAZZ” sarfeen k liye jinho ne 1st September 2008 se apni TELENOR ki sim istimaal nahi ki, WARID ka 100 wala card load karo aur SAB KEH DO.
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Ek molve film actor se masjid k liye chanda mangnay gaya.
Actor: Ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa napak hai?
Molvi: Jee is paisay se ham toilet banain ge.
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History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?
Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.
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Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?
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Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Baji ye Railway Station hai”
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Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host,
Andheron Ke Ghost, Double Anday Ke Toast,
Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post, Murghi Ke Roast,
“I MISS U THE MOST”
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
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When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend :D
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Main ney uss sey pocha - Tumhey kiya Chahiye Faraz…
Sharma Kar Boli: Bas Eik Naya Cannection - Talk Shawk ka…
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1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Gear
1 Ear listening songs
1 Ear on Mobile
1 Foot on Accelerator
1 Foot on Cluch
& Eyes on Girls
Mujhe 2 cheezain buhut yad ati hain
Ek apki yaad… Jo buhut ati hai
Doosri LIGHT… Jo buhut jaati hai
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Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once :)
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Pathan ko ek jadoo ka charagh mila, usne usko ragra to jin nikla, jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao.
Pathan: 1 khoobsurat alishan ghar ho… ghar agaya
Pathan: us main buhut ameer log rehte hon… log agaye
Pathan: ab humko wahan chokidar lagwa do
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Khan to his friend: ye jo table pe admi hay mujhe buhut bura lagta hai.
Friend: table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jis ki moonchein hain
Friend: moonchein to sabki hain
Khan: wo jis k safaid kapray hain
Friend: wo to sabke safaid hain
Khan ne pistol nikala aur 3 admiyon ko maar kar bola… Ye jo reh gaya hai isko ham nahi choray ga.
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Chinese aur memon train main safar kar rahay thay… Achanak 1 machar aa k chinese k sir pe betha, chinese ne pakra aur kha gaya.
Thodi dair baad ek aur machar aya aur memon k sar pe betha, memon ne usay pakra aur chinese ki taraf berhatay hoye kaha…. Khareeday ga?
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Malika sherawat at aiport:
Bhikari: Behen ji 1 rupya de do!!!
Malika gave him 1,000/- Ruppes… Secretory asked, why u gave him thousand rupees?
Malika: Pehli baar kisi ne behen kaha hai.
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Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k her sms bhejne se pehle service center walay call kar k poochay… aaj SMS kar rahay ho, khariyat to hai???
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A famous Chinese saying: Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month… So feel free to call me anytime :-)
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Ek bar 300 pathan ship me travel kar rahay thay, Laken sab k sab maray gaye.. Kaisay?
Nothing serious… Ship beech main kharab hogayi to sab dhakka denay neechay utar gaye
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Isko kehte hain…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Saaf suthra SMS :-)
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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SMS Rates:
1995 Rs. 5
2000 Rs. 4
2002 Rs. 3
2005 Rs. 2
2006 Rs. 1
2007 Rs 0.5
2008 FREE
Ap sms kab karo gay? Jab sms karne k paisay milengay.
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Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
Zahir hai
AAP
to ho nhi skte
to
KOI AUR HI HOGA
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WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
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Meherbaan, kadardaan, dekh tamasha meri jaan, ye bander abhi sms parhega aur muskuraye ga aur sms forward kar k apni hoshiyari dikhaye ga… Taliyan!!!
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Congratulations! you are rewarded the degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA Stands for “MEMBER OF BEWAFA ASSOCIATION”.
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Ek din bandar bola: Maan meri dulhan kon hai, please meri shadi karwa do
Maan: Dekh teri dulhan sms perh rahi hai, agar perh k muskurayi to samjho shadi pakki.
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WOW kia andaz hai, kia action hai, kia style hai or kia smile hai… msg to karte nahi ho aur fakhar se kehte ho mere pass mobile hai.
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Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje wo…?
wo thodi dair baad bhi bhej sakta hai koi tension nahi.
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Dad: Beta batao jan kahan se nikalti hai?
Son: Khirki se
Dad: Wo kaisay?
Son: Kal jab ap raat ko ghar aye to mom uncle ko keh rahi theen k Jaan khirki se nikal jao.
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Teacher: Boys, apko Amir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANAA se kia lession mila?
Boys: Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi… Jo bhi milay phasa lo.
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Subha se le kar sham tak, sham se le kar raat tak, raat se le kar subha tak, subha se phir shaam tak…. Bas kia bataon light ne tang kiya hoa hai.
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Ek sardar pani pee raha thaa… … … … Ab kia sardar pani bhi nahi pee sakta? Is main bhi joke chahiyeh tum logon ko?
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Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paper
After 2 seconds,
Girls: Finished Madam
After 10 minutes,
Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!
Meri dukh bhari kahani suno
?u?W;-(?r!?+9?!tg:”?gm?:-(-dl?
Dekha AAP bhi mere jazbaat nahi samajh paye :-(
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Testing your blood, please wait…
33% complete… 66% complete… 100% Done
Report: HIV+
Means: Honey In Veins (Thats why you are so sweet)
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Man to sheikh: Yar kal mein tenu kini wari call kiti, per too phone hi nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kyon chukan? jera main 20 rupay da gana lawaya hai O tera piyo sunay ga?
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1 murgha murghi k peechay bhag raha tha k achanak murghi train k neechay aagayi aur mar gayi.
Murgha bola: Marhooma buhut naik thee, Jaan de di laken pappi nahi dii
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Pathan: Molvi sahab, kia wazu k baghair namab ho jati hai?
Molvi: nahi hoti
Pathan: hojati hai yara
Molvi: aray bhai nahi hoti
Pathan: Mene khud perh k dekhi hai, hojati hai.
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Heigh of Rishtedari:
Ek lerka gadhay k saamne gir gaya, ek khoobsurat lerki ne dekh liya or boli, Apne baray bhai k paon choo rahay ho?
Lerka: Jee haan bhabhi jee.
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When I send you sms it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same….
… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques are also accepted.
--------------------------------------------------------------
3+3=8
kaisay hoa?… batao batao
thoda sa brain use karo…
nahi maalooom?
now stop using your mind… main bataon?
GHALTI SE
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Propose karne ka ek dum jhakaas style…
Kia ghoor ghoor k dekhti hai… Maar dalay gi kia..?
Dil dena hai to de de, Rakh k achaar dalay gi kia…??
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Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.
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A Camel, cow & a Donkey discusing who is the best
Camel: i help in moving heavy loads
Cow: i give milk…
… Kuch to bol yar teri izzat ka sawal ha…
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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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New style of proposing:
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Barsat ki us raat, woh larki, us ki geeli zulfain, us ke bheegay huay kapray dekh ke dil ne kaha
Ye ullu ki pathi zaroor beemar ho gi :D
Jab Bhi Koi Khubsurat Larki Aap Ko “BHAI” Bole,
To Udas Mat Hona, “BHAI” Ki Full Form Hai..
B: Beautiful
H: Husband
A:Among
I: Ideals
Matlab Sab Se Behtaren Husband… :-)
Acha Bhala Friend Tha
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”’
.(’.’).
‘< )|(>‘
_/’\_
Mene!!!!!!!
< ‘)|(’> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki
SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!
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Movies related to
university life.
1.Exam-
Evil dead
2.Classes-
kabhi kabhi
3.Viva
encounter
4.Examination hall-
chamber of secret
5.Examiner
Don
6.Course-
Godzilla
7.Paper checking-
Andha Qaanon
8.Exam time-
Qiamat se Qiamat tak
9.Question paper-
Aik paheli
10.Answer paper-
Kora kagaz
11.Paper out-
Plan
12.Result-
Sadma
13.Pass-
Chamatkar
14.Fail-
Devdas
15.Vacation-
Masti
16.Supplementary-
Akhri raSta.
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Different between husband and gadha?
Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye :)
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
--------------------------------------------------------------
Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
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Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti
Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti
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“Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?
ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”
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Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?
Boy: OK
Girl: Drinking too?
Boy: OK
Girl: Stop going to the night club?
Boy: OK
Girl: What else you can leave?
Boy: Idea of Marry You :)
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Ek baat kahon bura to nahi manao gay?
Mujy Ap Se P.. Pi..Piy..Piya..Piyaa..Piyaaz,,Aalu mangwane thay..!
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Larki: Ammi Baher Fauji Aa Rahe Hain..
Maan: Beti Andar Aaja Faujion Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai..
Larki: Ammi Fauji Pathan Hain..
Maan: Beti Phir Bhai Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa
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Load sheding k benefits:
Generator, UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi
Mobile Charge na honay ki wajah se balance aur time saving
Sabar karne ki wajah se Jannat…!!!
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Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk.
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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep.
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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
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Sitaron se agay jahan aur bhi hain, abhi mohabbat k imtihan aur bhi hain
tum hi nahi jalatay ho dil ko mere, college me lerkiyan aur bhi hain
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Wo choom lai ek baar to ati nahi neend, unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet
isliye kehta hon ye risk na uthao… MORTEIN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO!!!
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Rab se dua karte hain k mere dost ko khushyon ka sansaar milay,
aur jo hamain sms nahi karta usay apni girl friend se sister jaisa pyar milay
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Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)
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Banane wale ne ek Dost mere liye banaya, Jise Aap ke rup me maine paya,
Jo mere dil me aise samaya, Jaise purani haveli me ho BHOOT ka saaya!
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Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho, Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain
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Jabse tumhe jana hai, Jabse tumhe paya hai
Her dua main tera hi naam aya hai, Ya rab ye kaisa namoona banaya hai
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I want a kiss from you
surprized??
but why??
aray baba
Kiss means
K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo
so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.
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Dil me aap…. Dharkan main aap… Aankhon main aap
Saanso main aap… Jahan bhi dekho aap hi aap
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain
JARASEEM har jagha hotay hain
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I want to say a word to U
that starts with U
and ends on U
and that defines U
…. its ULLU …
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A - u r active
B - u r best
C - u r cute
D - u r dashing
E - u r excellent
F - u r always first
G - u r great
…. sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ki himmat mujh main nahi hai.
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Life without you is impossible. You are i my breath and blood and I can’t stay 4 a second without you. If you are not there I am dead…. ooo hello, I am talking about OXYGEN.
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Ap mujhe ek jagha se buhut achay lagtay hain, pata hai kahan se?
.
.
.
Door se :)
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Kal ho “aaj” jaisa, phool ho “gulab” jaisa
mahal ho “taj” jaisa aur zindagi k har kadam pe dost ho to… oo hello, dost ho to “mujh” jaisa :)
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Height of flirting: writing a love letter with the title as “To whom it may concern”
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Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out too, then people started shouting “TWINS TWINS”
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If ever in your life you are very sad and lonely and feel that you have lost everything, I will come, hold your hand take you 4 walk on a bridge and show you where 2 just from.
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April Fool SMS
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…
” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
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This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
6
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year
!2008!
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…
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In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
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Please read this msg on April 1st,
I know you can’t wait… so… CONGRATS
You are the first fool of 2008
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My friend, a day will come when the whole world will celeberate your personality, your thoughts, ur ideas and ur talent… believe me, and the day will be 1st April.
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Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?
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Manzil ki taraf berhte chalo, Jo dil kahay usi raah pe chalo, Peechay walon ko agay na aanay do aur jo agay hain unse agay niklo… Tabhi ek achay TRUCK DRIVER bano gay!!!
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
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Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…
” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
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This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
6
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year
!2008!
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…
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In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
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Please read this msg on April 1st,
I know you can’t wait… so… CONGRATS
You are the first fool of 2008
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My friend, a day will come when the whole world will celeberate your personality, your thoughts, ur ideas and ur talent… believe me, and the day will be 1st April.
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Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?
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Manzil ki taraf berhte chalo, Jo dil kahay usi raah pe chalo, Peechay walon ko agay na aanay do aur jo agay hain unse agay niklo… Tabhi ek achay TRUCK DRIVER bano gay!!!
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY sms
Ye be khudi ye labon ki hansi mubarak ho, Tumhe ye salgirah ki khushi mubarak ho
Kabhi na aye koi gham kareeb tumhare, Jahan main sabse ache hon naseeb tumhare
Khaloos aur pyar bhari dosti mubarak ho, Tumhe ye salgirah ki khushi mubarak ho
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away.
Hope you share a lots and get a lots for days to come. Happy Birthday
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Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can’t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U…!!!
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Sending birthday blessings filled with love, peace and joy.
Wishing sweetest thing happen right before your eyes.
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Wishing you a day soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey and full of money
May all your dreams come true… Happy Birthday
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Motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan dekho yaro shaad hain na
Aaj tumhari salgirah hai, dekho humko yaad hai na
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Some like sunday, some like monday
But I like your birthday… Happy Birthday my Sweetheart.
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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi, Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi
Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile, Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi
Happy Birth Day From Me
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A prayer to bless ur way, A wish to lighten ur moments
a cheer to perfect ur day, A text to say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
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Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 48 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of good health, 525600 minutes of good luck and 3153600 seconds of joy… Wishing you a very happy birthday.
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Kabhi na aye koi gham kareeb tumhare, Jahan main sabse ache hon naseeb tumhare
Khaloos aur pyar bhari dosti mubarak ho, Tumhe ye salgirah ki khushi mubarak ho
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away.
Hope you share a lots and get a lots for days to come. Happy Birthday
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Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can’t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U…!!!
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Sending birthday blessings filled with love, peace and joy.
Wishing sweetest thing happen right before your eyes.
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Wishing you a day soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey and full of money
May all your dreams come true… Happy Birthday
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Motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan dekho yaro shaad hain na
Aaj tumhari salgirah hai, dekho humko yaad hai na
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Some like sunday, some like monday
But I like your birthday… Happy Birthday my Sweetheart.
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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi, Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi
Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile, Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi
Happy Birth Day From Me
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A prayer to bless ur way, A wish to lighten ur moments
a cheer to perfect ur day, A text to say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
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Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 48 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of good health, 525600 minutes of good luck and 3153600 seconds of joy… Wishing you a very happy birthday.
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Happy New Year sms
Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
Naya Saal Mubarak
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Kia Bharosa
Mobile Ka
Battery ka
Charger Ka
Network Ka
Balance Ka
Life ka
Time Ka
Is Liye Meri Taraf Se
Advance Main
“Naya Saal Mubarak”
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2009 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and never regret anything that made you smile.
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Aaj se theek 12 din baad
Christmas Day..
Aaj se theek 25 din baad
New Year..
Bolo tumhe kya wish karun?
Chalo teeno aik saath kar deta hoon.
But!
I think I must be first one who wished you like this.
Happy Christmas Day
Happy New Year
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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2009
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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
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Isse pehle k 2007 ki shaam hojaye
mera SMS auro ki tarah aam hojaye
saray mobile network jaam hojaye
aur ye new year wish karna aam hojaye
so…. 2008 …. MUBARAK
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I am coming to your house to give you all types of happiness and joy… Please welcome me after 1 day u know I am yours 2008. Happy New Year.
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Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
Naya Saal Mubarak
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Kia Bharosa
Mobile Ka
Battery ka
Charger Ka
Network Ka
Balance Ka
Life ka
Time Ka
Is Liye Meri Taraf Se
Advance Main
“Naya Saal Mubarak”
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2009 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and never regret anything that made you smile.
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Aaj se theek 12 din baad
Christmas Day..
Aaj se theek 25 din baad
New Year..
Bolo tumhe kya wish karun?
Chalo teeno aik saath kar deta hoon.
But!
I think I must be first one who wished you like this.
Happy Christmas Day
Happy New Year
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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2009
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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
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Isse pehle k 2007 ki shaam hojaye
mera SMS auro ki tarah aam hojaye
saray mobile network jaam hojaye
aur ye new year wish karna aam hojaye
so…. 2008 …. MUBARAK
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I am coming to your house to give you all types of happiness and joy… Please welcome me after 1 day u know I am yours 2008. Happy New Year.
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Christmas SMS
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
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Aaj se theek 12 din baad
Christmas Day..
Aaj se theek 25 din baad
New Year..
Bolo tumhe kya wish karun?
Chalo teeno aik saath kar deta hoon.
But!
I think I must be first one who wished you like this.
Happy Christmas Day
Happy New Year
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Don’t Say & Recieve “Merry Christmas” because it means Allah ne Beta Jana. (NAZOUZU-BILLAH).
Is msg ko phelao Q k dost mazaq main bhi ye keh kar Shirk kar jaty hain.
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Dis X-Mas Tree
.*.
,:’*':,
,:;***;:,
,:;;***;;:,
><
Brings Hope, Joy,Luv,
() ”’*()
(….’o’.)
Hmm…..
() “‘* ()
(.’o'….)
Where are you?
()*”’ ()
(……..)
where?
() ””*()
(.’o-…).”)
Ah..! There u r…
just want to say Merry Christmas
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Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.
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Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.
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Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
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()”"”() ,*
( ‘o’ ) ,***
=(,,)=(”‘)<-***
(”"),,,(”") “**
Roses 4 You!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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In this Christmas:
In the daytime if sun shine so shall your expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall you receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from You!
Merry Christmas
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For thy lord your God had made it possible for u to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible! Wishing u merry x-mas!!
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From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.
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Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you.
Merry Christmas.
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I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.
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To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
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Aaj se theek 12 din baad
Christmas Day..
Aaj se theek 25 din baad
New Year..
Bolo tumhe kya wish karun?
Chalo teeno aik saath kar deta hoon.
But!
I think I must be first one who wished you like this.
Happy Christmas Day
Happy New Year
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Don’t Say & Recieve “Merry Christmas” because it means Allah ne Beta Jana. (NAZOUZU-BILLAH).
Is msg ko phelao Q k dost mazaq main bhi ye keh kar Shirk kar jaty hain.
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Dis X-Mas Tree
.*.
,:’*':,
,:;***;:,
,:;;***;;:,
><
Brings Hope, Joy,Luv,
() ”’*()
(….’o’.)
Hmm…..
() “‘* ()
(.’o'….)
Where are you?
()*”’ ()
(……..)
where?
() ””*()
(.’o-…).”)
Ah..! There u r…
just want to say Merry Christmas
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Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.
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Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.
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Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
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()”"”() ,*
( ‘o’ ) ,***
=(,,)=(”‘)<-***
(”"),,,(”") “**
Roses 4 You!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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In this Christmas:
In the daytime if sun shine so shall your expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall you receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from You!
Merry Christmas
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For thy lord your God had made it possible for u to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible! Wishing u merry x-mas!!
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From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.
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Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you.
Merry Christmas.
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I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.
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funy sms
Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,
Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,
Tou..
Tou..
Tou..
,,(“.)< ) )>JL
Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??
NIPTO KHUD . . . ! ; )--------------------------------------------------------------O mere makhnameno yaad rakhnahar vely hasna,Koe problem howy ty dasna,kise hor nal na phasna,bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhnaKaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna--------------------------------------------------------------
Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things whenyou wakeup today?a) Pray, so that u may live…b) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
--------------------------------------------------------------Memon k ghar twins peda hoyeKisi dost ne kaha: Mubarak ho 2 bachay peda hoye hainMemon: Aray yar bas ek kaafi tha, bas tumhari bhabhi ko fuzool kharchay ki aadat hai!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .--------------------------------------------------------------It can buy a HouseBut not a HomeIt can buy a BedBut not SleepIt can buy a ClockBut not TimeIt can buy you a BookBut not KnowledgeIt can buy you a PositionBut not RespectIt can buy you MedicineBut not HealthIt can buy you BloodBut not LifeSo you see, Money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering…--------------------------------------------------------------
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.--------------------------------------------------------------Machar marnay ka tareqa!Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.--------------------------------------------------------------Pathan Date per gaya aur Khaana khaanay k baad Girlfriend se bola: Main aik baat poochoon bura to nahi maanogi?Girl: Poocho na……Pathan: Tumhaaray pas Naswaar hay?--------------------------------------------------------------Boy1: Yar ladki ko I love you kehne k liye sabse achi jagah konsi hai?Boy2: MazaarBoy1: wo kyon?Boy2: kyon k wahan ladkion ne chappal nahi pehni hoti..!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.Girl: Great, how come?Dermatologist: There is no more space left.--------------------------------------------------------------Child: Mom is bar ham saray patakhay is shop se lengayMom: Laken ye to girls hostel hai?Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phuljhariyan yehi rehti hain…!!!--------------------------------------------------------------You are genius, ur mind is a masterpiece. It is divided into left & right. In the left part nothing is right & in the right part nothing is left.--------------------------------------------------------------Duniya gol hai!Chooha billi se darta hai, Billi kuttay se darti hai, kutta banday se darta hai, banda biwi se darta hai aur biwi choogay se darti hai… hai na duniya gol :)--------------------------------------------------------------Ants were taking bath, Elephant jumped in the pool, All ants got out of water. One ant climbed on the back of elephant. All ants shouted “Duba Duba k maar salay ko”.--------------------------------------------------------------Allah ne tumhe paida kiya k tum uski ibadat karo, rozay rakho, namaz perho, Quran perho, uska zikr karo deeni kitabein perho per tum…. tum…. tum SMS perh rahay ho, SHARAM karo.--------------------------------------------------------------Mohabbat 1 baar hojaye usko bhola pan kehte hain. 2 baar hojaye usay deewana pan kehte hain, 3 baar hojaye usay pagal pan kehte hain… Agar phir bhi na rukay to usay kameena pan kehte hain.--------------------------------------------------------------Everybody wants someone special, nice, cute, smart, sweet, honest…. tabhi to main sochon saray mere peechay kyon paray hain.--------------------------------------------------------------Khabardaar! Miss call sehet k liye muzir hai, tabiyat ziada kharab ho to call karain, Tamam SMS Maan ki puhunch se door rakhain, Vizarate - TUM, Hukumate - HUM--------------------------------------------------------------Teacher 2 student: Translate this into english “Saddar bazar main goliyan chal rahi hain”Student: The tablets are walking in president’s maket.--------------------------------------------------------------Kash tum meri bakri hoti, main tumko chara diata pani pilata aur tumharay seengh pakar pakar k tumhain kehta… bata ham dono main se pagal kon aur tum kehti… MAINNNNNN--------------------------------------------------------------So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.A more true Friend you will never find:-)--------------------------------------------------------------ApplicationToThe Dost I Miss u
SubjectKahan ho?
I beg 2 say that i’m student of ur Heart,im very lonelyMera jee nahi lag rahaSo kindly grant me A msg!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Meri dua hai k ap taraqi karo, ooper jao, itna ooper jao… itna ooper jao k FARISHTAY khud kahain “Nawa aya hai soniya”.--------------------------------------------------------------
Question: Kalam behter hai ya talwar?Answer: Kalam behter hai kyon k talwar se ap shalwar main nara nahi daal saktay.
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Ek aadmi bhagta hoa bus main charha aur zor se chillaya, khabardaar koi apni jagah se nahi hilega…… Basheer KULFI wala khud apke pass ayega :)--------------------------------------------------------------raj hema ka dance dekhne gaya, Dance k baad Nargis sharma k boli - Jee wo paisay?
raj: Chal pagli, ab tere se bhi paisay lunga kia?--------------------------------------------------------------Ufone paish karta hai “12 aanay package” apne un “JAZZ” sarfeen k liye jinho ne 1st September 2008 se apni TELENOR ki sim istimaal nahi ki, WARID ka 100 wala card load karo aur SAB KEH DO.--------------------------------------------------------------Ek molve film actor se masjid k liye chanda mangnay gaya.Actor: Ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa napak hai?Molvi: Jee is paisay se ham toilet banain ge.--------------------------------------------------------------History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.--------------------------------------------------------------Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longaDad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?--------------------------------------------------------------Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Baji ye Railway Station hai”--------------------------------------------------------------Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host,
Andheron Ke Ghost, Double Anday Ke Toast,
Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post, Murghi Ke Roast,
“I MISS U THE MOST”
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
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“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)--------------------------------------------------------------If I was an artist,you would be my picture!If I was a poet,you would be my inspiration!If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!--------------------------------------------------------------When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend :D--------------------------------------------------------------Main ney uss sey pocha - Tumhey kiya Chahiye Faraz…Sharma Kar Boli: Bas Eik Naya Cannection - Talk Shawk ka…--------------------------------------------------------------1 Hand on Horn1 Hand on Gear 1 Ear listening songs1 Ear on Mobile1 Foot on Accelerator1 Foot on Cluch& Eyes on Girls
Mujhe 2 cheezain buhut yad ati hainEk apki yaad… Jo buhut ati haiDoosri LIGHT… Jo buhut jaati hai--------------------------------------------------------------Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.How to impress a boy? Just smile once :)--------------------------------------------------------------Pathan ko ek jadoo ka charagh mila, usne usko ragra to jin nikla, jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao.Pathan: 1 khoobsurat alishan ghar ho… ghar agayaPathan: us main buhut ameer log rehte hon… log agayePathan: ab humko wahan chokidar lagwa do--------------------------------------------------------------Khan to his friend: ye jo table pe admi hay mujhe buhut bura lagta hai.Friend: table pe to 4 admi hainKhan: wo jis ki moonchein hainFriend: moonchein to sabki hainKhan: wo jis k safaid kapray hainFriend: wo to sabke safaid hainKhan ne pistol nikala aur 3 admiyon ko maar kar bola… Ye jo reh gaya hai isko ham nahi choray ga.--------------------------------------------------------------Chinese aur memon train main safar kar rahay thay… Achanak 1 machar aa k chinese k sir pe betha, chinese ne pakra aur kha gaya.Thodi dair baad ek aur machar aya aur memon k sar pe betha, memon ne usay pakra aur chinese ki taraf berhatay hoye kaha…. Khareeday ga?--------------------------------------------------------------Malika sherawat at aiport:Bhikari: Behen ji 1 rupya de do!!!Malika gave him 1,000/- Ruppes… Secretory asked, why u gave him thousand rupees?Malika: Pehli baar kisi ne behen kaha hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k her sms bhejne se pehle service center walay call kar k poochay… aaj SMS kar rahay ho, khariyat to hai???--------------------------------------------------------------A famous Chinese saying: Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month… So feel free to call me anytime :-)--------------------------------------------------------------Ek bar 300 pathan ship me travel kar rahay thay, Laken sab k sab maray gaye.. Kaisay?Nothing serious… Ship beech main kharab hogayi to sab dhakka denay neechay utar gaye--------------------------------------------------------------Isko kehte hain….......Saaf suthra SMS :-)--------------------------------------------------------------A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!Man said, I am not AmericanReport changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!Man said, Actually I am PakistaniReport changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.--------------------------------------------------------------SMS Rates:1995 Rs. 52000 Rs. 42002 Rs. 32005 Rs. 22006 Rs. 12007 Rs 0.52008 FREEAp sms kab karo gay? Jab sms karne k paisay milengay.--------------------------------------------------------------Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???Zahir haiAAPto ho nhi sktetoKOI AUR HI HOGA--------------------------------------------------------------WARNING ! ! !This is a VIRUS . . .When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN--------------------------------------------------------------Meherbaan, kadardaan, dekh tamasha meri jaan, ye bander abhi sms parhega aur muskuraye ga aur sms forward kar k apni hoshiyari dikhaye ga… Taliyan!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Congratulations! you are rewarded the degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA Stands for “MEMBER OF BEWAFA ASSOCIATION”.--------------------------------------------------------------
Ek din bandar bola: Maan meri dulhan kon hai, please meri shadi karwa doMaan: Dekh teri dulhan sms perh rahi hai, agar perh k muskurayi to samjho shadi pakki.--------------------------------------------------------------
WOW kia andaz hai, kia action hai, kia style hai or kia smile hai… msg to karte nahi ho aur fakhar se kehte ho mere pass mobile hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje wo…?wo thodi dair baad bhi bhej sakta hai koi tension nahi.--------------------------------------------------------------Dad: Beta batao jan kahan se nikalti hai?Son: Khirki seDad: Wo kaisay?Son: Kal jab ap raat ko ghar aye to mom uncle ko keh rahi theen k Jaan khirki se nikal jao.--------------------------------------------------------------Teacher: Boys, apko Amir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANAA se kia lession mila?Boys: Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi… Jo bhi milay phasa lo.--------------------------------------------------------------Subha se le kar sham tak, sham se le kar raat tak, raat se le kar subha tak, subha se phir shaam tak…. Bas kia bataon light ne tang kiya hoa hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Ek sardar pani pee raha thaa… … … … Ab kia sardar pani bhi nahi pee sakta? Is main bhi joke chahiyeh tum logon ko?--------------------------------------------------------------Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paperAfter 2 seconds,Girls: Finished Madam
After 10 minutes,Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!
Meri dukh bhari kahani suno?u?W;-(?r!?+9?!tg:”?gm?:-(-dl?
Dekha AAP bhi mere jazbaat nahi samajh paye :-(--------------------------------------------------------------Testing your blood, please wait…33% complete… 66% complete… 100% DoneReport: HIV+Means: Honey In Veins (Thats why you are so sweet)--------------------------------------------------------------Man to sheikh: Yar kal mein tenu kini wari call kiti, per too phone hi nahi chukiyaSheikh: kyon chukan? jera main 20 rupay da gana lawaya hai O tera piyo sunay ga?--------------------------------------------------------------1 murgha murghi k peechay bhag raha tha k achanak murghi train k neechay aagayi aur mar gayi.Murgha bola: Marhooma buhut naik thee, Jaan de di laken pappi nahi dii--------------------------------------------------------------Pathan: Molvi sahab, kia wazu k baghair namab ho jati hai?Molvi: nahi hotiPathan: hojati hai yaraMolvi: aray bhai nahi hotiPathan: Mene khud perh k dekhi hai, hojati hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Heigh of Rishtedari:Ek lerka gadhay k saamne gir gaya, ek khoobsurat lerki ne dekh liya or boli, Apne baray bhai k paon choo rahay ho?Lerka: Jee haan bhabhi jee.--------------------------------------------------------------When I send you sms it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same….… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques are also accepted.--------------------------------------------------------------3+3=8kaisay hoa?… batao bataothoda sa brain use karo…nahi maalooom?now stop using your mind… main bataon?GHALTI SE--------------------------------------------------------------Propose karne ka ek dum jhakaas style…Kia ghoor ghoor k dekhti hai… Maar dalay gi kia..?Dil dena hai to de de, Rakh k achaar dalay gi kia…??--------------------------------------------------------------Father: How were the exam questions?Son: They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.--------------------------------------------------------------A Camel, cow & a Donkey discusing who is the bestCamel: i help in moving heavy loadsCow: i give milk…… Kuch to bol yar teri izzat ka sawal ha…--------------------------------------------------------------A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study--------------------------------------------------------------New style of proposing:I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.--------------------------------------------------------------Wife:What is 10 years with me?Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.Husband:Wait a second--------------------------------------------------------------Barsat ki us raat, woh larki, us ki geeli zulfain, us ke bheegay huay kapray dekh ke dil ne kahaYe ullu ki pathi zaroor beemar ho gi :D
Jab Bhi Koi Khubsurat Larki Aap Ko “BHAI” Bole,
To Udas Mat Hona, “BHAI” Ki Full Form Hai..
B: Beautiful
H: Husband
A:Among
I: Ideals
Matlab Sab Se Behtaren Husband… :-)
Acha Bhala Friend Tha--------------------------------------------------------------”’.(’.’).‘< )(>‘_/’\_
Mene!!!!!!!
< ‘)(’> Gardan…._/’\_. Ura di salay ki
SMS nhi krtatha..HuN!!!!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Movies related touniversity life.
1.Exam-Evil dead
2.Classes-kabhi kabhi
3.Vivaencounter
4.Examination hall-chamber of secret5.ExaminerDon
6.Course-Godzilla
7.Paper checking-Andha Qaanon
8.Exam time-Qiamat se Qiamat tak
9.Question paper-Aik paheli
10.Answer paper-Kora kagaz
11.Paper out-Plan
12.Result-Sadma
13.Pass-Chamatkar
14.Fail-Devdas
15.Vacation-Masti
16.Supplementary-Akhri raSta.
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Different between husband and gadha?
Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye :)--------------------------------------------------------------After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”--------------------------------------------------------------Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.--------------------------------------------------------------Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehtiHusband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti--------------------------------------------------------------“Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”--------------------------------------------------------------
Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?Boy: OKGirl: Drinking too?Boy: OKGirl: Stop going to the night club?Boy: OKGirl: What else you can leave?Boy: Idea of Marry You :)--------------------------------------------------------------Ek baat kahon bura to nahi manao gay?Mujy Ap Se P.. Pi..Piy..Piya..Piyaa..Piyaaz,,Aalu mangwane thay..!--------------------------------------------------------------Larki: Ammi Baher Fauji Aa Rahe Hain..Maan: Beti Andar Aaja Faujion Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai..Larki: Ammi Fauji Pathan Hain..Maan: Beti Phir Bhai Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa--------------------------------------------------------------Load sheding k benefits:Generator, UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmiMobile Charge na honay ki wajah se balance aur time savingSabar karne ki wajah se Jannat…!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Hard work never killed anybody”But why take the risk.--------------------------------------------------------------“Your future depends on your dreams”So go to sleep.--------------------------------------------------------------If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,If your father-in-law is a poor man,it’s your stupidity.--------------------------------------------------------------
Sitaron se agay jahan aur bhi hain, abhi mohabbat k imtihan aur bhi haintum hi nahi jalatay ho dil ko mere, college me lerkiyan aur bhi hain--------------------------------------------------------------Wo choom lai ek baar to ati nahi neend, unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beetisliye kehta hon ye risk na uthao… MORTEIN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Rab se dua karte hain k mere dost ko khushyon ka sansaar milay,aur jo hamain sms nahi karta usay apni girl friend se sister jaisa pyar milay
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Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
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“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)--------------------------------------------------------------Banane wale ne ek Dost mere liye banaya, Jise Aap ke rup me maine paya,Jo mere dil me aise samaya, Jaise purani haveli me ho BHOOT ka saaya!--------------------------------------------------------------Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hainBaat ho to aakhir kaisay ho, Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain--------------------------------------------------------------Jabse tumhe jana hai, Jabse tumhe paya haiHer dua main tera hi naam aya hai, Ya rab ye kaisa namoona banaya hai--------------------------------------------------------------I want a kiss from you
surprized??
but why??
aray baba
Kiss means
K> KoiI> Intresting saS> smsS> send karo
so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!--------------------------------------------------------------Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.--------------------------------------------------------------Dil me aap…. Dharkan main aap… Aankhon main aapSaanso main aap… Jahan bhi dekho aap hi aapDettol wali aunty sach kehti hainJARASEEM har jagha hotay hain--------------------------------------------------------------I want to say a word to Uthat starts with Uand ends on Uand that defines U…. its ULLU …--------------------------------------------------------------A - u r activeB - u r bestC - u r cuteD - u r dashingE - u r excellentF - u r always firstG - u r great…. sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ki himmat mujh main nahi hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Life without you is impossible. You are i my breath and blood and I can’t stay 4 a second without you. If you are not there I am dead…. ooo hello, I am talking about OXYGEN.--------------------------------------------------------------Ap mujhe ek jagha se buhut achay lagtay hain, pata hai kahan se?
...Door se :)--------------------------------------------------------------Kal ho “aaj” jaisa, phool ho “gulab” jaisamahal ho “taj” jaisa aur zindagi k har kadam pe dost ho to… oo hello, dost ho to “mujh” jaisa :)--------------------------------------------------------------Height of flirting: writing a love letter with the title as “To whom it may concern”--------------------------------------------------------------Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out too, then people started shouting “TWINS TWINS”--------------------------------------------------------------If ever in your life you are very sad and lonely and feel that you have lost everything, I will come, hold your hand take you 4 walk on a bridge and show you where 2 just from.--------------------------------------------------------------
Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,
Tou..
Tou..
Tou..
,,(“.)< ) )>JL
Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??
NIPTO KHUD . . . ! ; )--------------------------------------------------------------O mere makhnameno yaad rakhnahar vely hasna,Koe problem howy ty dasna,kise hor nal na phasna,bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhnaKaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna--------------------------------------------------------------
Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things whenyou wakeup today?a) Pray, so that u may live…b) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
--------------------------------------------------------------Memon k ghar twins peda hoyeKisi dost ne kaha: Mubarak ho 2 bachay peda hoye hainMemon: Aray yar bas ek kaafi tha, bas tumhari bhabhi ko fuzool kharchay ki aadat hai!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .--------------------------------------------------------------It can buy a HouseBut not a HomeIt can buy a BedBut not SleepIt can buy a ClockBut not TimeIt can buy you a BookBut not KnowledgeIt can buy you a PositionBut not RespectIt can buy you MedicineBut not HealthIt can buy you BloodBut not LifeSo you see, Money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering…--------------------------------------------------------------
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.--------------------------------------------------------------Machar marnay ka tareqa!Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.--------------------------------------------------------------Pathan Date per gaya aur Khaana khaanay k baad Girlfriend se bola: Main aik baat poochoon bura to nahi maanogi?Girl: Poocho na……Pathan: Tumhaaray pas Naswaar hay?--------------------------------------------------------------Boy1: Yar ladki ko I love you kehne k liye sabse achi jagah konsi hai?Boy2: MazaarBoy1: wo kyon?Boy2: kyon k wahan ladkion ne chappal nahi pehni hoti..!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.Girl: Great, how come?Dermatologist: There is no more space left.--------------------------------------------------------------Child: Mom is bar ham saray patakhay is shop se lengayMom: Laken ye to girls hostel hai?Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phuljhariyan yehi rehti hain…!!!--------------------------------------------------------------You are genius, ur mind is a masterpiece. It is divided into left & right. In the left part nothing is right & in the right part nothing is left.--------------------------------------------------------------Duniya gol hai!Chooha billi se darta hai, Billi kuttay se darti hai, kutta banday se darta hai, banda biwi se darta hai aur biwi choogay se darti hai… hai na duniya gol :)--------------------------------------------------------------Ants were taking bath, Elephant jumped in the pool, All ants got out of water. One ant climbed on the back of elephant. All ants shouted “Duba Duba k maar salay ko”.--------------------------------------------------------------Allah ne tumhe paida kiya k tum uski ibadat karo, rozay rakho, namaz perho, Quran perho, uska zikr karo deeni kitabein perho per tum…. tum…. tum SMS perh rahay ho, SHARAM karo.--------------------------------------------------------------Mohabbat 1 baar hojaye usko bhola pan kehte hain. 2 baar hojaye usay deewana pan kehte hain, 3 baar hojaye usay pagal pan kehte hain… Agar phir bhi na rukay to usay kameena pan kehte hain.--------------------------------------------------------------Everybody wants someone special, nice, cute, smart, sweet, honest…. tabhi to main sochon saray mere peechay kyon paray hain.--------------------------------------------------------------Khabardaar! Miss call sehet k liye muzir hai, tabiyat ziada kharab ho to call karain, Tamam SMS Maan ki puhunch se door rakhain, Vizarate - TUM, Hukumate - HUM--------------------------------------------------------------Teacher 2 student: Translate this into english “Saddar bazar main goliyan chal rahi hain”Student: The tablets are walking in president’s maket.--------------------------------------------------------------Kash tum meri bakri hoti, main tumko chara diata pani pilata aur tumharay seengh pakar pakar k tumhain kehta… bata ham dono main se pagal kon aur tum kehti… MAINNNNNN--------------------------------------------------------------So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.A more true Friend you will never find:-)--------------------------------------------------------------ApplicationToThe Dost I Miss u
SubjectKahan ho?
I beg 2 say that i’m student of ur Heart,im very lonelyMera jee nahi lag rahaSo kindly grant me A msg!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Meri dua hai k ap taraqi karo, ooper jao, itna ooper jao… itna ooper jao k FARISHTAY khud kahain “Nawa aya hai soniya”.--------------------------------------------------------------
Question: Kalam behter hai ya talwar?Answer: Kalam behter hai kyon k talwar se ap shalwar main nara nahi daal saktay.
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Ek aadmi bhagta hoa bus main charha aur zor se chillaya, khabardaar koi apni jagah se nahi hilega…… Basheer KULFI wala khud apke pass ayega :)--------------------------------------------------------------raj hema ka dance dekhne gaya, Dance k baad Nargis sharma k boli - Jee wo paisay?
raj: Chal pagli, ab tere se bhi paisay lunga kia?--------------------------------------------------------------Ufone paish karta hai “12 aanay package” apne un “JAZZ” sarfeen k liye jinho ne 1st September 2008 se apni TELENOR ki sim istimaal nahi ki, WARID ka 100 wala card load karo aur SAB KEH DO.--------------------------------------------------------------Ek molve film actor se masjid k liye chanda mangnay gaya.Actor: Ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa napak hai?Molvi: Jee is paisay se ham toilet banain ge.--------------------------------------------------------------History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.--------------------------------------------------------------Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longaDad: Beta kyon mazaq kar rahe ho?Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?--------------------------------------------------------------Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Baji ye Railway Station hai”--------------------------------------------------------------Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host,
Andheron Ke Ghost, Double Anday Ke Toast,
Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post, Murghi Ke Roast,
“I MISS U THE MOST”
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)--------------------------------------------------------------If I was an artist,you would be my picture!If I was a poet,you would be my inspiration!If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!--------------------------------------------------------------When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend :D--------------------------------------------------------------Main ney uss sey pocha - Tumhey kiya Chahiye Faraz…Sharma Kar Boli: Bas Eik Naya Cannection - Talk Shawk ka…--------------------------------------------------------------1 Hand on Horn1 Hand on Gear 1 Ear listening songs1 Ear on Mobile1 Foot on Accelerator1 Foot on Cluch& Eyes on Girls
Mujhe 2 cheezain buhut yad ati hainEk apki yaad… Jo buhut ati haiDoosri LIGHT… Jo buhut jaati hai--------------------------------------------------------------Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.How to impress a boy? Just smile once :)--------------------------------------------------------------Pathan ko ek jadoo ka charagh mila, usne usko ragra to jin nikla, jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao.Pathan: 1 khoobsurat alishan ghar ho… ghar agayaPathan: us main buhut ameer log rehte hon… log agayePathan: ab humko wahan chokidar lagwa do--------------------------------------------------------------Khan to his friend: ye jo table pe admi hay mujhe buhut bura lagta hai.Friend: table pe to 4 admi hainKhan: wo jis ki moonchein hainFriend: moonchein to sabki hainKhan: wo jis k safaid kapray hainFriend: wo to sabke safaid hainKhan ne pistol nikala aur 3 admiyon ko maar kar bola… Ye jo reh gaya hai isko ham nahi choray ga.--------------------------------------------------------------Chinese aur memon train main safar kar rahay thay… Achanak 1 machar aa k chinese k sir pe betha, chinese ne pakra aur kha gaya.Thodi dair baad ek aur machar aya aur memon k sar pe betha, memon ne usay pakra aur chinese ki taraf berhatay hoye kaha…. Khareeday ga?--------------------------------------------------------------Malika sherawat at aiport:Bhikari: Behen ji 1 rupya de do!!!Malika gave him 1,000/- Ruppes… Secretory asked, why u gave him thousand rupees?Malika: Pehli baar kisi ne behen kaha hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k her sms bhejne se pehle service center walay call kar k poochay… aaj SMS kar rahay ho, khariyat to hai???--------------------------------------------------------------A famous Chinese saying: Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month… So feel free to call me anytime :-)--------------------------------------------------------------Ek bar 300 pathan ship me travel kar rahay thay, Laken sab k sab maray gaye.. Kaisay?Nothing serious… Ship beech main kharab hogayi to sab dhakka denay neechay utar gaye--------------------------------------------------------------Isko kehte hain….......Saaf suthra SMS :-)--------------------------------------------------------------A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!Man said, I am not AmericanReport changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!Man said, Actually I am PakistaniReport changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.--------------------------------------------------------------SMS Rates:1995 Rs. 52000 Rs. 42002 Rs. 32005 Rs. 22006 Rs. 12007 Rs 0.52008 FREEAp sms kab karo gay? Jab sms karne k paisay milengay.--------------------------------------------------------------Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???Zahir haiAAPto ho nhi sktetoKOI AUR HI HOGA--------------------------------------------------------------WARNING ! ! !This is a VIRUS . . .When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN--------------------------------------------------------------Meherbaan, kadardaan, dekh tamasha meri jaan, ye bander abhi sms parhega aur muskuraye ga aur sms forward kar k apni hoshiyari dikhaye ga… Taliyan!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Congratulations! you are rewarded the degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA Stands for “MEMBER OF BEWAFA ASSOCIATION”.--------------------------------------------------------------
Ek din bandar bola: Maan meri dulhan kon hai, please meri shadi karwa doMaan: Dekh teri dulhan sms perh rahi hai, agar perh k muskurayi to samjho shadi pakki.--------------------------------------------------------------
WOW kia andaz hai, kia action hai, kia style hai or kia smile hai… msg to karte nahi ho aur fakhar se kehte ho mere pass mobile hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje wo…?wo thodi dair baad bhi bhej sakta hai koi tension nahi.--------------------------------------------------------------Dad: Beta batao jan kahan se nikalti hai?Son: Khirki seDad: Wo kaisay?Son: Kal jab ap raat ko ghar aye to mom uncle ko keh rahi theen k Jaan khirki se nikal jao.--------------------------------------------------------------Teacher: Boys, apko Amir Khan aur Kajol ki film FANAA se kia lession mila?Boys: Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi… Jo bhi milay phasa lo.--------------------------------------------------------------Subha se le kar sham tak, sham se le kar raat tak, raat se le kar subha tak, subha se phir shaam tak…. Bas kia bataon light ne tang kiya hoa hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Ek sardar pani pee raha thaa… … … … Ab kia sardar pani bhi nahi pee sakta? Is main bhi joke chahiyeh tum logon ko?--------------------------------------------------------------Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paperAfter 2 seconds,Girls: Finished Madam
After 10 minutes,Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!
Meri dukh bhari kahani suno?u?W;-(?r!?+9?!tg:”?gm?:-(-dl?
Dekha AAP bhi mere jazbaat nahi samajh paye :-(--------------------------------------------------------------Testing your blood, please wait…33% complete… 66% complete… 100% DoneReport: HIV+Means: Honey In Veins (Thats why you are so sweet)--------------------------------------------------------------Man to sheikh: Yar kal mein tenu kini wari call kiti, per too phone hi nahi chukiyaSheikh: kyon chukan? jera main 20 rupay da gana lawaya hai O tera piyo sunay ga?--------------------------------------------------------------1 murgha murghi k peechay bhag raha tha k achanak murghi train k neechay aagayi aur mar gayi.Murgha bola: Marhooma buhut naik thee, Jaan de di laken pappi nahi dii--------------------------------------------------------------Pathan: Molvi sahab, kia wazu k baghair namab ho jati hai?Molvi: nahi hotiPathan: hojati hai yaraMolvi: aray bhai nahi hotiPathan: Mene khud perh k dekhi hai, hojati hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Heigh of Rishtedari:Ek lerka gadhay k saamne gir gaya, ek khoobsurat lerki ne dekh liya or boli, Apne baray bhai k paon choo rahay ho?Lerka: Jee haan bhabhi jee.--------------------------------------------------------------When I send you sms it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same….… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques are also accepted.--------------------------------------------------------------3+3=8kaisay hoa?… batao bataothoda sa brain use karo…nahi maalooom?now stop using your mind… main bataon?GHALTI SE--------------------------------------------------------------Propose karne ka ek dum jhakaas style…Kia ghoor ghoor k dekhti hai… Maar dalay gi kia..?Dil dena hai to de de, Rakh k achaar dalay gi kia…??--------------------------------------------------------------Father: How were the exam questions?Son: They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.--------------------------------------------------------------A Camel, cow & a Donkey discusing who is the bestCamel: i help in moving heavy loadsCow: i give milk…… Kuch to bol yar teri izzat ka sawal ha…--------------------------------------------------------------A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study--------------------------------------------------------------New style of proposing:I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.--------------------------------------------------------------Wife:What is 10 years with me?Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.Husband:Wait a second--------------------------------------------------------------Barsat ki us raat, woh larki, us ki geeli zulfain, us ke bheegay huay kapray dekh ke dil ne kahaYe ullu ki pathi zaroor beemar ho gi :D
Jab Bhi Koi Khubsurat Larki Aap Ko “BHAI” Bole,
To Udas Mat Hona, “BHAI” Ki Full Form Hai..
B: Beautiful
H: Husband
A:Among
I: Ideals
Matlab Sab Se Behtaren Husband… :-)
Acha Bhala Friend Tha--------------------------------------------------------------”’.(’.’).‘< )(>‘_/’\_
Mene!!!!!!!
< ‘)(’> Gardan…._/’\_. Ura di salay ki
SMS nhi krtatha..HuN!!!!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Movies related touniversity life.
1.Exam-Evil dead
2.Classes-kabhi kabhi
3.Vivaencounter
4.Examination hall-chamber of secret5.ExaminerDon
6.Course-Godzilla
7.Paper checking-Andha Qaanon
8.Exam time-Qiamat se Qiamat tak
9.Question paper-Aik paheli
10.Answer paper-Kora kagaz
11.Paper out-Plan
12.Result-Sadma
13.Pass-Chamatkar
14.Fail-Devdas
15.Vacation-Masti
16.Supplementary-Akhri raSta.
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Different between husband and gadha?
Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye :)--------------------------------------------------------------After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”--------------------------------------------------------------Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.--------------------------------------------------------------Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehtiHusband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti--------------------------------------------------------------“Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”--------------------------------------------------------------
Girl: If we get married, you will stop smoking?Boy: OKGirl: Drinking too?Boy: OKGirl: Stop going to the night club?Boy: OKGirl: What else you can leave?Boy: Idea of Marry You :)--------------------------------------------------------------Ek baat kahon bura to nahi manao gay?Mujy Ap Se P.. Pi..Piy..Piya..Piyaa..Piyaaz,,Aalu mangwane thay..!--------------------------------------------------------------Larki: Ammi Baher Fauji Aa Rahe Hain..Maan: Beti Andar Aaja Faujion Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai..Larki: Ammi Fauji Pathan Hain..Maan: Beti Phir Bhai Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa--------------------------------------------------------------Load sheding k benefits:Generator, UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmiMobile Charge na honay ki wajah se balance aur time savingSabar karne ki wajah se Jannat…!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Hard work never killed anybody”But why take the risk.--------------------------------------------------------------“Your future depends on your dreams”So go to sleep.--------------------------------------------------------------If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,If your father-in-law is a poor man,it’s your stupidity.--------------------------------------------------------------
Sitaron se agay jahan aur bhi hain, abhi mohabbat k imtihan aur bhi haintum hi nahi jalatay ho dil ko mere, college me lerkiyan aur bhi hain--------------------------------------------------------------Wo choom lai ek baar to ati nahi neend, unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beetisliye kehta hon ye risk na uthao… MORTEIN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Rab se dua karte hain k mere dost ko khushyon ka sansaar milay,aur jo hamain sms nahi karta usay apni girl friend se sister jaisa pyar milay
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Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
:
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)--------------------------------------------------------------Banane wale ne ek Dost mere liye banaya, Jise Aap ke rup me maine paya,Jo mere dil me aise samaya, Jaise purani haveli me ho BHOOT ka saaya!--------------------------------------------------------------Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hainBaat ho to aakhir kaisay ho, Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain--------------------------------------------------------------Jabse tumhe jana hai, Jabse tumhe paya haiHer dua main tera hi naam aya hai, Ya rab ye kaisa namoona banaya hai--------------------------------------------------------------I want a kiss from you
surprized??
but why??
aray baba
Kiss means
K> KoiI> Intresting saS> smsS> send karo
so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!--------------------------------------------------------------Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.--------------------------------------------------------------Dil me aap…. Dharkan main aap… Aankhon main aapSaanso main aap… Jahan bhi dekho aap hi aapDettol wali aunty sach kehti hainJARASEEM har jagha hotay hain--------------------------------------------------------------I want to say a word to Uthat starts with Uand ends on Uand that defines U…. its ULLU …--------------------------------------------------------------A - u r activeB - u r bestC - u r cuteD - u r dashingE - u r excellentF - u r always firstG - u r great…. sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ki himmat mujh main nahi hai.--------------------------------------------------------------Life without you is impossible. You are i my breath and blood and I can’t stay 4 a second without you. If you are not there I am dead…. ooo hello, I am talking about OXYGEN.--------------------------------------------------------------Ap mujhe ek jagha se buhut achay lagtay hain, pata hai kahan se?
...Door se :)--------------------------------------------------------------Kal ho “aaj” jaisa, phool ho “gulab” jaisamahal ho “taj” jaisa aur zindagi k har kadam pe dost ho to… oo hello, dost ho to “mujh” jaisa :)--------------------------------------------------------------Height of flirting: writing a love letter with the title as “To whom it may concern”--------------------------------------------------------------Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out too, then people started shouting “TWINS TWINS”--------------------------------------------------------------If ever in your life you are very sad and lonely and feel that you have lost everything, I will come, hold your hand take you 4 walk on a bridge and show you where 2 just from.--------------------------------------------------------------
Friendship sms
Love is a hand watch, only one person can see the time.But friendship is like a wall clock, every one can see the time.
Every minute “God” blesses u,
every hour “God” protects u,
bcoz! every day I pray to “God”:
Banda “SWEET” hai zara extra khayal rakhna--------------------------------------------------------------Friends should be like ZEROWhen you try to Add, Subtract and Multiply they remain same.But when you divide them, they become Infinity!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.--------------------------------------------------------------The relation between one heart and another heart is called love, but the relation between heart and heartbeat is called Friendship.--------------------------------------------------------------Tumhara samne itne items hainkabhi hamain bhi pick karohamaray pyar k icon pekabhi to tum double click karo--------------------------------------------------------------There are 100 angels in this world40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?1 is reading this SMS--------------------------------------------------------------God knows the value of Heart, so he make LoveGod knows the value of Night, so he made DreamsGod knows the value of Friend, so he made You and gifted to Me.--------------------------------------------------------------If you are feeling dizzy, a lot sick, a bit quiet, a little bid sad, I know whats wrong… You are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME--------------------------------------------------------------If 10 people care for you, 1 of them is me. If 1 person cares for you, that would be me again. If no one cares for you that means I am not in this world, anymore!!--------------------------------------------------------------Stars have 5 ends, Square have 4 ends, triangle has 3 ends, line has 2 ends, But circle of our friendship has no end.--------------------------------------------------------------I have noticed that being with you I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, then sun shines a little brighter… and life is so much sweeter :-)--------------------------------------------------------------If you are a chocolate, U r the sweetest. If you are a teddy bear you are the most hugable. If you are a star you are the brightest and since you are my FRIEND, YOU are the BEST.--------------------------------------------------------------When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, dont wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it and I found YOU :-)--------------------------------------------------------------Gadha jo khaaye wo ghaas ho tum, Budday ka chawanparash ho tumIdiot, Stupid, bakwas ho tum… per jo bhi ho, Yar dost jhakaas ho tum--------------------------------------------------------------
Every minute “God” blesses u,
every hour “God” protects u,
bcoz! every day I pray to “God”:
Banda “SWEET” hai zara extra khayal rakhna--------------------------------------------------------------Friends should be like ZEROWhen you try to Add, Subtract and Multiply they remain same.But when you divide them, they become Infinity!!!--------------------------------------------------------------Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.--------------------------------------------------------------The relation between one heart and another heart is called love, but the relation between heart and heartbeat is called Friendship.--------------------------------------------------------------Tumhara samne itne items hainkabhi hamain bhi pick karohamaray pyar k icon pekabhi to tum double click karo--------------------------------------------------------------There are 100 angels in this world40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?1 is reading this SMS--------------------------------------------------------------God knows the value of Heart, so he make LoveGod knows the value of Night, so he made DreamsGod knows the value of Friend, so he made You and gifted to Me.--------------------------------------------------------------If you are feeling dizzy, a lot sick, a bit quiet, a little bid sad, I know whats wrong… You are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME--------------------------------------------------------------If 10 people care for you, 1 of them is me. If 1 person cares for you, that would be me again. If no one cares for you that means I am not in this world, anymore!!--------------------------------------------------------------Stars have 5 ends, Square have 4 ends, triangle has 3 ends, line has 2 ends, But circle of our friendship has no end.--------------------------------------------------------------I have noticed that being with you I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, then sun shines a little brighter… and life is so much sweeter :-)--------------------------------------------------------------If you are a chocolate, U r the sweetest. If you are a teddy bear you are the most hugable. If you are a star you are the brightest and since you are my FRIEND, YOU are the BEST.--------------------------------------------------------------When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, dont wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it and I found YOU :-)--------------------------------------------------------------Gadha jo khaaye wo ghaas ho tum, Budday ka chawanparash ho tumIdiot, Stupid, bakwas ho tum… per jo bhi ho, Yar dost jhakaas ho tum--------------------------------------------------------------
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